Wednesday, 9 January 2008

Toshiba is the New Laptop


When you were told you could make any purchase in 15 minutes time, you would probably think of buying a new toothpaste, or stocking milk for home. Or, say you were to splurge a lot amount of money, you would say 'shut up you bloody nuisance! I need as much time in the world to decide which shoes to buy, it's afterall a 600 bucks worth of real money!' to anyone who kept telling you to hassle.

So what if I told you that I bought a new laptop today when the sun was still high on one-go under fifteen minutes of contemplating?

You probably would share my dear friend's reaction on this.

Me: I bought Toshiba hahaha. I feel so poor now haha.
Him: What? Why? When? Where? How? My gosh! Which model?! Tina! R u crazy? Faint..

I think the fainting part is so hilarious.

So, anyway. It's not like it's a spontaneous purchase, it's not like I was out there in the mall where laptops' exhibitions were taking place and suddenly I just got strucked by lightning and I thought to myself, "Gee, how nice it would be to own a brand new laptop" and five minutes later, walked out from the store and was at least 1000 bucks poorer.

At least I wasn't like that! I have been wanting a new laptop for a while cos my current one is below useable and sometimes it would just shut down on its own. Is it trying to go berserk and betray me?! I've been taking such good care of you and this is how you repay me, you ungrateful piece of gadget?! I might not scrub your screen everyday, I might not do some disk clean-up for years, I might not even provide you with anti-virus sometimes, but I do love you! I think of you every night before I go to sleep and I can't live a day without you! Your keypads might be rusty, some parts of your body might be missing, and your battery might not be inspirational for your kinds anytime soon, but I still constantly change your wallpaper and I always upgrade my pictures in you regularly. So there is no reason to throw temper tantrum on me, is there?

Unless, you are simply too old for me. Your many years of life experience just doesn't impress me anymore and the parts in you which I initially thought sexy just isn't any longer, but it's not your fault. It's just, your youth has already passed you by and that left me with no choice but to replace you with someone younger and newer. Please don't hold this against me. I promise I won't destroy you, I will just sell you. Some of your components might still be used to create another computer and isn't that just very beautiful? You will be regenerated, you will be united with nature. That is the greatest gift anyone can ever give because destroying you will be useless and is against the environment, and you know best that I am nothing but environmentally friendly.

OH MY GOD WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT???!!!! WHAT GIBBERISH HAVE I SAID???!!! FOCUS!!

Where was I? Ah yes, about the motives behind the purchase. Yes, it wasn't such an impulse purchase because it's laptop, not some cleaning-liquid to scrub your toilet bowl. But I thought I would need more time to decide and browse around to look for alternatives and options. I honestly haven't looked at anything quite yet. I just needed a new laptop but I haven't actually done anything on that behalf like any other normal human being would, such as 1)going to SimLim or Funan to check prices, 2)log in some websites to look for models and build some preferences, or at least I should have 3)call my dad and tell him that I'm going to buy a new laptop as in...today! Or 4)do anything at all! The fact that I could just go out there and go home with a brand new laptop which just took about 15 minutes to ask for enquiries, compare prices, compare models, decide and purchase is somewhat an achievement in itself. Or was I just crazy like my friend said?

No, I'd like to think it's deeply impressive. And bold. With just a side of crazy. A little bit.

I just think it would confuse me more if I look at more options in more places, don't you think? Besides, this one right here is great enough, and the price is just suitable. It's not like I need it to create a new rocket or something. I just need it for daily use, considering that I'm somewhat rather technology-challenged myself. If I were given the newest laptop with the most advanced features, I would still only use it for the Microsoft Office and MSN and look at a waste I'd be making. Ha!

It's Toshiba, by the way. And I wished it could come in white or red, but nope, it's standard boring black. Good thing it's glossy. It's great that it's glossy. Sorry, don't mean to insult you, my dear old laptop. But you ought to go to the left, to the left, or so Beyonce said.

Since it's Windows Vista, I ought to get some getting used to, but it's not that much different, really. And the RAM is so fast, it took me more than an hour just to copy the contents of my old laptop to a drive until I practically fell asleep waiting for it, and my sister had to wake me up, otherwise the damn thing would be running all night, but pasting it here to the new one is as fast as peeing itself.
Anyway, my damn camera is so failing me. Since Sis just bought a new phone herself, with a five-megapixels camera, that is, I'll ask her to take properly good picture of my new baby here, haha. 'TIl then!

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